1% of the population is absolutely talentless

your's truly just came up with that theory. and i unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, am queen bee of the 'hood. yup, i have just realised with increasing realisation, that i cant sing. am 2 left feet and splayed hands whenever i attempt to shake the booty. cant paint, hate cooking. cant discourse with poets and argue intelligently with great essayists.
in short, i'm pretty talentless. sigh, whatever shall we do with me?

I'm reminded of this quote by Woody 'The Great' Allen, which is so profound it brings tears to my eyes everytime - "My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else".