can i have a widget to go?

widgets, rss feeds, posting, hosting, streaming......ahhhhhh.......wen did technology spill outside the 'this-is-how-its-done' section in my brain? i thought i was beyond cool when i discovered how to bluetooth stuff from bro's laptop to my phone....only to wake up naked under harsh arc lights in technology land...

someone has to print a handbook for dummies book esp for me....